Rachel tells Phoebe and Monica, Ross tells Chandler and Joey about their kiss. Ross doesn't know what he's doing because he can't figure out whether to be with Julie or Rachel. Everyone (including Julie) is at Central Perk and Phoebe sings a song about their love triangle. Monica gets a new job making up recipes for a synthetic chocolate substitute. Chandler, Joey and Ross make a list with Julie and Rachel's pros and cons to make it easier for Ross to pick one of them. Monica makes Phoebe and Rachel try her terrible Mockolate recipes. Ross breaks up with Julie and Rachel is very happy but she sees the list they wrote and is not exactly happy... they argue and Rachel doesn't want to be with Ross anymore. Ross gives everything to win Rachel back.
Did You Know?
Unofficially, also known as "The one with the Mockolate". See more
In the opening scene, when Rachel is telling Monica and Phoebe about The Kiss, we can see the set lights reflected in the television behind her. See more
[Rachel confronts Ross about the list
Okay, but look at the other side. Look at what it says about Julie.
"She's not Rachem"?
What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
References Leave 'Em Laughing
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
Performed by Lisa Kudrow See more