Rachel: [about her mother] If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?
[the Friends attend a lesbian wedding]
Joey: It just seems so futile. You know? All these women, and nothin'! I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Now you understand how I feel every single day. The world is my lesbian wedding.
[hitting on a lesbian at Carol and Susan's wedding]
Chandler: You know what, penis, shmenis we're all people.
Monica Geller: Tell me if this is too cute, lesbian wedding: chicken breasts.