It is Valentine's day and only the boys have got dates. After an opening line about an egg that Joey and Chandler recommended, Ross gets his first date since his divorce with the ladylike Kristen. However Carol and her lesbian partner Susan end up in the same restaurant. Susan gets called away to work so Ross makes everyone shift seats to let Carol sit with him and his date. Alas their conversation gets a bit too exclusive. Joey insists that Chandler comes to a restaurant as his foxy date Lorraine demanded a double-date. Her unknown friend turns out to be Chandler's ex Janice. When Joey and Lorraine leave early, Chandler and Janice use his credit card to order the best champagne. The two bottles contain so much alcohol they wake up together. Meanwhile the date-less girls take Phoebe's advice to perform a cleansing ritual: burning in a keepsakes from boys they want to forget. Paolo's grappa contains so much alcohol the ebullient effect requires calling three hunky firemen to the ...
Did You Know?
Phoebe mentions having a friend named Abbey who is bald. In season three, Phoebe sets Ross up with her (formerly) bald friend, but her name is now Bonnie. See more
At the beginning of the season, Monica and Rachel's apartment number is 5, and Chandler and Joey's is 4. Now Monica and Rachel's apartment number is 2C, while Chandler and Joey's is 19. See more
Pete the Weeper? Remember? The guy who always used to cry when we had sex?
"Was it good for you?"
Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard the "I Win" guy.
"I win! I win!"
I went out with the guy for two months; I didn't get to win once.