The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin

[Ross and Cassie are sitting on the couch watching a movie and drinking wine]

Ross: [in his head] She's your cousin. She's your *cousin*. If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick.

[Cassie reaches for some popcorn in a bowl that's in Ross' lap]

Ross: Or would she? Let's back up for a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever.

[Cassie grabs a blanket behind Ross and smiles at him]

Ross: Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it, she wants it, I'm going in.

[Ross and Cassie look at each other and smile then Ross leans in for a kiss and Cassie backs away, disturbed]

Cassie: What the hell are you doing?

Ross: [frozen, still in his head] Say something clever...

[doesn't say anything]

Ross: Okay, doesn't have to be clever, just has to be words. Say some words.

[still doesn't say anything]

Ross: Any words will do.

[Ross still sitting frozen staring at Cassie]

Ross: Oh my God, this the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you could say to make this worse, so just say something!

Ross: [out loud] I... I haven't had sex in a *very* long time.

[Cassie gets off the couch and walks away]

Ross: [in his head again] Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.