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"Friends" The One with George Stephanopoulos (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.

Monica Geller: Excuse me?

Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.

Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.

Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.

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Phoebe: [to Monica, mocking Rachel's friends] Look, look... I have elbows!

[they both scream and wave their hands]

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Rachel: Who's George Snuffalopagus?

Phoebe: Big Bird's friend.

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Ross: [downcast] You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

Joey: [looking thrilled] To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

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Rachel: [Looking at her very first pay statement] Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

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Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

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Rachel: [talking about Ross] Can't you just picture him in bed?

Monica Geller: Really don't want to!

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Joey Tribbiani: [entering Central Perk, followed by Chandler] 95, 96, 97. See? I told you - less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

Chandler: You got *way* too much free time.

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