Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.
Monica Geller: Excuse me?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.
Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: [to Monica, mocking Rachel's friends] Look, look... I have elbows!
[they both scream and wave their hands]
Ross: [downcast] You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: [looking thrilled] To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!
Rachel: [Looking at her very first pay statement] Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
Rachel: [talking about Ross] Can't you just picture him in bed?
Monica Geller: Really don't want to!