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"Friends" The One with George Stephanopoulos (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.

Monica Geller: Excuse me?

Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.

Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.

Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.

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Phoebe: [to Monica, mocking Rachel's friends] Look, look... I have elbows!

[they both scream and wave their hands]

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Rachel: Who's George Snuffalopagus?

Phoebe: Big Bird's friend.

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Ross: [downcast] You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

Joey: [looking thrilled] To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

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Rachel: [looking at her very first pay statement] Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

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Rachel: [talking about Ross] Can't you just picture him in bed?

Monica Geller: Really don't want to!

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Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

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Joey Tribbiani: [entering Central Perk, followed by Chandler] 95, 96, 97. See? I told you - less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

Chandler: You got *way* too much free time.

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[first lines]

Monica Geller: [playing game] Phoebe?

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd want, uh, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs!

Ross: Oh. So you took mine! Chandler, how about you?

Chandler: Uh, if I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

Rachel: [smirks] See? There's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

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