Monica Geller: My guy has coupons. Your guy can't even say coupons.
Chandler Bing: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross Geller: Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.
Monica Geller: What do I do? Sit here quietly while the three of you have a conversation?
Phoebe Buffay: That would be great. Thank you.
Ross Geller: [about calling Rachel] We just had a fight... Shouldn't I wait?
Chandler Bing: This isn't like swimming. Pick up a phone!
Chandler Bing: [to Joey] You know, that whole waiting before you swim after you eaten thing is a myth?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Murray.
Chandler Bing: Why? What happened to him?
Joey Tribbiani: Nothing He just *really* believes that.
Sergei: [Picks up a plate] Plate?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah! Yeah, plate! Plate! See, we don't need them.
Sergei: [Picks up a glass] Plate?
Phoebe Buffay: ...Yeah.
Monica Geller: That's my doodle of a ladybeetle with a top hat. She's fancy.
Chandler Bing: Hey, anybody need anything copied. I'm going down to the Xerox place.
Monica Geller: No thanks.
Chandler Bing: Ok listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Monica Geller: Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Joey Tribbiani: Are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring?
Chandler Bing: Yeah. You wanna come?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: [muttering to Joey] Come on Chloe, finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe. Come on Chloe.
Isaac: Can I help you?
Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
Joey Tribbiani: You know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs and we need a little more time to think about it.
Isaac: Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here who got a crush on you.
Phoebe Buffay: [describing the diplomat she has a date with] He doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.
Rachel Green: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to call you back. I've got a Shemp in my office.