Lisa Kudrow credited as playing...
Phoebe Buffay
- Phoebe: Ooh, ugh.
- [as Ross sits down on the sofa, Pheobe begins "cleansing his aura"]
- Ross: Oh, no, no. Stop cleansing my aura.
- Phoebe: But...
- [she continues to "cleanse his aura"]
- Ross: No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
- Phoebe: Fine. Be murky.
- Ross: I'll be fine, really, you guys. I hope she'll be very happy.
- Monica: No, you don't.
- Ross: No, I don't! To hell with her! She left me!
- Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
- Ross: [stares at Joey] No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?
- Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- [everyone stares at Chandler]
- Chandler: Did I say that out loud?
- Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison, and I got here and I didn't know anybody, and I ended up living with this albino guy who was like cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
- Phoebe: [nobody appreciates street musician, they just walk past] Love is sweet as summer showers / Love is a wondrous work of art / but your love, oh, your love, your l-o-v-e... is like a giant pigeon...
- [old guy stops momentarily, then walks on]
- Phoebe: crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la-la...
- [passerby guy drops in a coin]
- Phoebe: Thank you! La-la-la-la-la-la... ooh!