Courteney Cox credited as playing...
- Monica: [wide grin on her face] Did you get any sleep? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
- Rachel: I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
- Rachel: I know that you and I kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city
- Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding...?
- Rachel: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue.
- [Rachel is supposed to be cutting up her credit cards]
- Everybody: Cut, cut, cut, cut.
- Rachel: [cuts a card] You know what? I think we can leave it at that. It was kind of a symbolic gesture...
- Monica: Rachel, that was a library card.
- [Everybody cheers her on, and she reluctantly cuts a credit card]
- Chandler: You know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
- Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
- Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.
- Ross: Hey, Paul.
- Phoebe: Hey, Paul.
- Rachel: Hi, Paul.
- Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
- Phoebe: Ooh, ugh.
- [as Ross sits down on the sofa, Pheobe begins "cleansing his aura"]
- Ross: Oh, no, no. Stop cleansing my aura.
- Phoebe: But...
- [she continues to "cleanse his aura"]
- Ross: No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
- Phoebe: Fine. Be murky.
- Ross: I'll be fine, really, you guys. I hope she'll be very happy.
- Monica: No, you don't.
- Ross: No, I don't! To hell with her! She left me!
- Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
- Ross: [stares at Joey] No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?
- Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- [everyone stares at Chandler]
- Chandler: Did I say that out loud?
- Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.
- Joey: [Monica has slept with Paul the Wine Guy on the first date] That 'wasn't a real date.' What the hell do you do on a real date?
- Monica: Shut up and move my table back.
- Rachel: So, like you guys all have jobs?
- Monica: Yeah we all have jobs, that's how we buy stuff.
- Monica: Why? Why would anybody do something like that?
- Ross: We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: "To get you into bed."
- Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
- Monica: You can't live off your parents your whole life.
- Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.
- Monica: [after Paul the Wine Guy tricked her] I hate men! *I hate men!*
- Phoebe: Oh, no, don't hate. You don't wanna put that out into the universe.
- Rachel: Oh, and wish me luck.
- Monica: What for?
- Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those... job things.
