Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
- Ross: You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a major crush on you.
- Rachel: I knew.
- Ross: You did. Oh... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
- Rachel: I did.
- Monica: [wide grin on her face] Did you get any sleep? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
- Rachel: I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
- Rachel: I know that you and I kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city
- Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding...?
- Rachel: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue.
- [Rachel is supposed to be cutting up her credit cards]
- Everybody: Cut, cut, cut, cut.
- Rachel: [cuts a card] You know what? I think we can leave it at that. It was kind of a symbolic gesture...
- Monica: Rachel, that was a library card.
- [Everybody cheers her on, and she reluctantly cuts a credit card]
- Chandler: You know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
- Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
- Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.
- Ross: Hey, Paul.
- Phoebe: Hey, Paul.
- Rachel: Hi, Paul.
- Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
- Rachel: Guess what?
- Ross: You got a job?
- Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today.
- Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
- Rachel: Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
- Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.
- Rachel: [on the phone with her dad] Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait! I said maybe.
- Rachel: Well, it was about half an hour before the wedding and I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents and someone had bought us this beautiful Limoges gravy boat. And I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. And that's when it hit me how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head!
- Rachel: It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat... I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
- Rachel: So, like you guys all have jobs?
- Monica: Yeah we all have jobs, that's how we buy stuff.
- Monica: You can't live off your parents your whole life.
- Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.
- Rachel: [serving] Isn't this amazing? I mean, I've never made coffee in my entire life!
- Rachel: Oh, and wish me luck.
- Monica: What for?
- Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those... job things.
