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Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his possessions to Monica and Rachel, Chandler worries he will die alone just like him. Meanwhile, Rachel and Monica argue over a lamp, Phoebe and Ross argue over evolution.

When Monica and Rachael's grumpy neighbour, Mr Heckles, dies he takes his final revenge by leaving all his belongings to them, which is basically all his junk that he has hoarded over the years. However while going through Heckles year book, Chandler realised that when Heckles was younger he was a lot like him and yet he died alone and bitter, this frightens Chandler into changing his ways as he doesn't want to end up like him. Meanwhile, Phoebe infuriates Ross by claiming evolution is just a myth.—Iantjambo

Heckles who lives in the appartement underneath Monica and Rachel is always complaining of their stomping around and being noisy. While complaining Heckles dies and leaves all his stuff and his apartment to Rachel and Monica. The apartment is the biggest mess they have ever seen. While cleaning it Chandler finds out that he is exactly like Heckles and is afraid he will die all alone just like Heckles.—Anonymous

Mr. Heckles, the friends' grumpy, delusional neighbor one floor below, dies just while he was poking his broom at the floor again; having no-one closer, his will left all his possessions to 'the two noisy girls above', who think it's his last revenge as there's nothing of value but a mountain of junk to clear out, but several items do have an impact. Rachel is determined to get one or two tasteless items 'of her own' into Monica's carefully coordinated interior. Chandler is shocked to find how similar Heckles was to him at his age, which terrifies him he might end up just as lonely and mean- time for his 'safety girl', or even accept the possibility of commitment? Meanwhile Phoebe deliberately drives Ross to despair with her refusal to accept either evolution or gravity as a scientifically proven fact.—KGF Vissers

When Chandler refuses to date a woman from work, claiming her nostrils are too big (she leaned back and he could see her brain), the gang claim this is always his way to avoid serious relationships. Chandler gives reasons for breaking up like "She doesn't hate Yanni". The gang does give him Janice.

Rachel and Monica's downstairs neighbor, Mr. Heckles (who is always complaining to them about their stomping and making noise), suddenly dies (when they stomp to make him angry, and he was hitting the ceiling with a broom or stick and then stopped hitting all of a sudden and the gang thinks they have won, not realizing that Mr Heckles died), leaving them all his belongings (which initially touches Monica), which is nothing but junk that they have to dispose of (Monica calls its Mr Heckles final revenge on them). Rachel wants to bring a tacky sea shell lamp into the house, and Monica says no. Rachel says Monica thinks of it as her apartment and Rachel as someone who just rents a room. Rachel brings the lamp into the living room, but Monica accidentally breaks it.

Ross and Phoebe argue over the theory of evolution. Phoebe says she doesn't believe in evolution, when the gang says they don't believe in ghosts and spirits. Ross takes an exception to this as his whole career is based on the study of evolution and fossils. Phoebe says "its a nice story and a little too easy".. Ross says evolution is scientific fact like Gravity.. Phoebe further pushes his button by saying gravity is not real and she is being pushed down by atmosphere and not pulled down by gravity. When Ross talks about fossils collected all over the world proving evolution, Phoebe says the real question is "who put them there".. Ross talks about human thumbs that allow humans to pick objects.. Phoebe says that she and Ross believe in different things, but Ross is not willing to give in. Ross brings a briefcase of fossils to prove evolution to Phoebe. Phoebe retorts that Ross is being incredibly arrogant to say that there isn't even a teeny tiny possibility that things could have happened through a mechanism other than evolution (Which is only one of the possibilities). Ross admits that there is a possibility. Phoebe says she cant believe that Ross caved and gave up his entire belief system.. Ross leaves, under surrender.

Chandler, noticing similarities between his life and Mr. Heckles' (he was the funniest kid in school, he was voted class clown and so was Chandler, He played clarinet, rejected girls for the flimsiest of reasons), believes he will also die alone (he is just 30 yrs behind Heckles). Panicked, he calls Janice (Maggie Wheeler) and arranges to meet her, only to be shocked when she shows up married and pregnant. Chandler thinks he will need to get a snake and will be known as the crazy snake man. The girls console Chandler that he is not a freak, he is just a guy.. They push him towards making a real commitment, but Chandler backs off at that. Chandler gets a date with his co-worker Alison, who has an unusually large head. Pretty soon, Chandler is back to being his shallow self.