Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
- Joey: [about Rachel's assistant, Tag] If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
- Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
- Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo".
- Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
- Chandler: Time's up. Pheebs, how many you got?
- Phoebe: Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So, I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one- regular celery.
- Chandler: ...Okay, Phoebe's got the lead in vegetables. Rach?
- Rachel: 48.
- Chandler: Not bad. Joey?
- Joey: Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game.
- Ross: How many you got?
- Joey: 56.
- Rachel: If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you... make a move?
- Phoebe: I'd say about, a month.
- Monica: Really? I'd say three or four.
- Joey: Half hour.
- Rachel: Interesting.
- Chandler: And, Joey, while I'm gone don't let Ross look at any maps of the States or the globe in your apartment.
- Joey: Don't worry. It's not a globe of the United States.
- Chandler: [talking about a dog] What if it attacks me?
- Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
- Chandler: And that doesn't scare you?
