"Frasier" Adventures in Paradise: Part 2 (TV Episode 1994) Poster

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane



  • [Lilith has just introduced her boyfriend, Brian, to Frasier] 

    Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian is a seismologist at MIT.

    Frasier : Oh, well, that's perfect: Brian, being a seismologist, and you, having so many faults.

  • Frasier : [to Lilith, his ex-wife]  My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you.

  • Frasier : [surprised to see Lilith in Bora Bora]  Are you here with someone?

    Dr. Lilith Sternin : Yes, actually. He's snorkeling at the moment.

    Frasier : Anyone I know?

    Dr. Lilith Sternin : Sam Malone.

    Frasier : SAM?

    Dr. Lilith Sternin : Just kidding.

  • Frasier : [to Lilith, thinking she's Meredith]  Put down that mango, my dear. It's time you tasted the forbidden fruit.

    [Lilith stands up and turns around] 

    Frasier : YAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • Madeline Marshall : When I come back, I'll make you forget you were ever married to Lilith.

    Frasier : That's never happened before without a prescription.

  • Frasier : Everyone, we have some very happy news: Lilith is going to be married again.

    Martin Crane : [hesitantly]  To who?

    Frasier : Someone else.

    Martin Crane : [tosses aside his cane and rushes across the room to Lilith]  Oh, that's great! Congratulations! Wonderful!

  • Frasier : Hold it! What's that?

    Madeline Marshall : What's what?

    Frasier : Lilith is making love in there!

    Madeline Marshall : I don't hear a thing.

    Frasier : Exactly!

  • Frasier : You don't want to be late for the ballet.

    Martin Crane : I do. When those ballet guys start flying around in those tight pants, I don't know where to look.

    Daphne Moon : That reminds me, I've got to bring me binoculars.

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