Ted is shocked to find that Pat Mustard, the island milkman, has been having sex with his lady customers - possibly including Mrs. Doyle - and reports him to the dairy manager. As a result Pat gets sacked and Dougal takes on the delivery route, as the manager trusts a man of God. A vengeful Mustard has attached a bomb to the milk float which will activate at four miles an hour and detonate if the speed then falls below four. Ted manages to save Dougal thanks to a decorative brick that Mrs Doyle has brought into the house and Pat Mustard ends up literally - and fatally - hoisted by his own petard.
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Did You Know?
The top speed on the milkvan is seven mph. See more
When Dougal says, "I'll turn up the volume" and the truck zooms past causing him to faint, his headphones are alternately over his eyes and behind his head. See more
Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?