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Father Ted
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  • Episode aired Mar 27, 1998
  • TV-14TV-14
  • 24m
IMDb RATING
9.1/10
738
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Pat Laffan and Pauline McLynn in Father Ted (1995)
  • Comedy
A local milkman seeks revenge after Father Ted gets him fired.A local milkman seeks revenge after Father Ted gets him fired.A local milkman seeks revenge after Father Ted gets him fired.
IMDb RATING
9.1/10
738
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Andy De Emmony
  • Writers
    • Graham Linehan
    • Arthur Mathews
  • Stars
    • Dermot Morgan
    • Ardal O'Hanlon
    • Frank Kelly
Top credits
  • Director
    • Andy De Emmony
  • Writers
    • Graham Linehan
    • Arthur Mathews
  • Stars
    • Dermot Morgan
    • Ardal O'Hanlon
    • Frank Kelly
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    • 2User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    Frank Kelly and Dermot Morgan in Father Ted (1995)
    Ardal O'Hanlon in Father Ted (1995)
    Frank Kelly in Father Ted (1995)
    Ardal O'Hanlon in Father Ted (1995)
    Father Ted (1995)
    Gail Fitzpatrick in Father Ted (1995)
    Gail Fitzpatrick in Father Ted (1995)

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    Dermot Morgan
    Dermot Morgan
    • Father Ted Crillyas Father Ted Crilly
    Ardal O'Hanlon
    Ardal O'Hanlon
    • Father Dougal McGuireas Father Dougal McGuire
    Frank Kelly
    Frank Kelly
    • Father Jack Hackettas Father Jack Hackett
    Pauline McLynn
    Pauline McLynn
    • Mrs. Doyleas Mrs. Doyle
    Pat Laffan
    Pat Laffan
    • Pat Mustardas Pat Mustard
    John Rogan
    • Mr. Foxas Mr. Fox
    Eamon Morrissey
    • Father Beechingas Father Beeching
    Arthur Mathews
    • Father Clarkeas Father Clarke
    Gail Fitzpatrick
    • Mrs. Milletas Mrs. Millet
    • Director
      • Andy De Emmony
    • Writers
      • Graham Linehan
      • Arthur Mathews
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    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      The top speed on the milkvan is seven mph.
    • Goofs
      When Dougal says, "I'll turn up the volume" and the truck zooms past causing him to faint, his headphones are alternately over his eyes and behind his head.
    • Quotes

      [last lines]

      Father Dougal McGuire: [after looking at a milk van] Those women were in the nip!

    • Connections
      Featured in Father Ted: Going to America (1998)

    User reviews2

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    10/10
    Ted cuts the mustard as Mrs Doyle meets Marilyn Monroe in a milky love affair
    I watch this episode (quite often) with huge joy, it is one of the funniest episodes of Father Ted, and one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    For starters you wonder why Mrs Doyle is glammed up, and then you see why, Pat Mustard, then hairy, charismatic new Milk man. Mrs Doyle is using milk where possible in order to get him to the Paroquial House, and Father Jack has a new pet brick, everything is normal. Until, a baby contest puts Pat in the frame several times for fathering several hairy babies. Ted gets Mustard fired, while Dougal takes up the milk round, but Mustard has left something on the float, a bomb......

    There are laughs throughout this episode from start to finish, for me it's always Jack that has me in fits, and he doesn't let me down, his pet brick is hilarious as is Mrs Doyle's insane laughing. Dougal's milk round, and the mass is insane.

    A more interesting take on the movie Speed, as Ted and co do it Craggy Island style.

    Total and utter comedy brilliance. This episode is perfect from start to finish. 10/10
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    • Sleepin_Dragon
    • Aug 20, 2015

    Details

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    • Release date
      • March 27, 1998 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Production companies
      • Hat Trick Productions
      • Channel 4 Television Corporation
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    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      24 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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