After hearing about the good jobs his friends' lawyers and accountants are doing, Peter becomes fixated on the idea of Jews as mathematical and legal geniuses. Hoping to give Chris a chance for a better future than he can provide as a Catholic, Peter decides to have his son convert to Judaism at a quickie Las Vegas Bar Mitzvah in order to turn him smart.
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Glen Quagmire drives a '57 Chevy Bel Air convertible. See more
Peter and Chris are already in Las Vegas, waiting in line at the Bar Mitzvah Chapel when Lois learns where they've gone. She makes the two-day drive to Nevada and runs three miles to Las Vegas while they're still waiting. See more
What do you want?
Financial advice? How the hell did you know I'm an accountant?
[stressing his Jewish last name
Hello? "Max *Weinstein*"?
Some syndicated airings cut short the infamous "Quagmire reaching for his keys" scene. Also, all TV airings change the line "even though they killed our Lord" to the less-offensive "I don't think they killed our Lord" during the I Need a Jew song. See more
I Need A Jew
Performed by Seth MacFarlane See more