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One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 

"One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" is an episode of Family Guy starring Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, and Seth Green. When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.


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Episode cast overview:
... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker / Nigel Pinchley / God / Judge / Demond Wilson (voice)
... Lois Griffin / Loretta Brown / Tricia Takanawa / Additional Voices (voice)
... Chris Griffin / Additional Voices (voice)
... Meg Griffin (voice)
... Diane Simmons (voice)
... Steve Bellows (voice) (as Ed Asner)
... Horace (voice) (as Johnny Brennan)
... Eliza Pinchley / Maria Jimenez (voice) (as Tara Charendoff)
... Cleveland Brown (voice)
... Bar Patron (voice)
... (voice)
Danny Smith ... (voice)
... Bonnie Swanson (voice)
... Joe Swanson (voice)


Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, who converts the bar into an old English pub. Upset about the loss of their traditional watering hole, Peter and the guys start an unsuccessful revolution to drive him out. Meanwhile, Stewie meets the new owner's toddler daughter, and begins an intensive training course on her to turn her into a proper English lady. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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Animation | Comedy


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Release Date:

1 August 2001 (USA)  »

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Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


Syndicated print cuts out the Griffin's outlook after the hurricane. See more »


There is no way the bar was sold and remodeled in less than a day. See more »


Eliza Pinchley: Oh bloody HELL! I gone and wet myself.
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Referenced in The Cleveland Show: Pilot (2009) See more »


Life of the Wife
Music by Frederick Loewe
Lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner
Parody lyrics by Jim Bernstein and Michael Shipley
Performed by Tara Strong, Michelle Horn and Seth MacFarlane
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bad stereo-type American dribble of British
14 January 2014 | by See all my reviews

i love family guy but i always get annoyed with this episode as the portrait of British people is probably the furthest thing from what we are like in real life, i get it is a cartoon and fictional but most Americans must think all of us talk with a posh accent i.e. sound like hugh grant, in fact only very small amount of people in UK talk like this and most other British people hate the posh sounding accent, also British pubs are nothing like this in fact most British pubs are more like the clam was originally.

the vast majority of the British population are working class people more like the griffin family, its not just this episode of family guy though allot of American shows don't represent very good British portrayals but never mind. Some funny moments in the episode just bad stereo-typical characters.

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