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    Family Guy

    One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

    • Episode aired Aug 1, 2001
    • TV-14TV-14
    • 23min
    IMDb RATING
    7.6/10
    1.6K
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    Seth MacFarlane, Patrick Warburton, and Mike Henry in Family Guy (1999)
    AnimationComedy

    When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.

    IMDb RATING
    7.6/10
    1.6K
    YOUR RATING
    • Directors
      • Dan Povenmire
      • Pete Michels(supervising director)
      • Peter Shin(supervising director)
    • Writers
      • Seth MacFarlane
      • David Zuckerman
      • Jim Bernstein
    • Stars
      • Seth MacFarlane(voice)
      • Alex Borstein(voice)
      • Seth Green(voice)
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    • Directors
      • Dan Povenmire
      • Pete Michels(supervising director)
      • Peter Shin(supervising director)
    • Writers
      • Seth MacFarlane
      • David Zuckerman
      • Jim Bernstein
    • Stars
      • Seth MacFarlane(voice)
      • Alex Borstein(voice)
      • Seth Green(voice)
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    One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (2001)
    Alex Borstein in Family Guy (1999)
    Seth MacFarlane, Patrick Warburton, and Mike Henry in Family Guy (1999)
    Family Guy (1999)
    Family Guy (1999)
    Family Guy (1999)
    Family Guy (1999)
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    Seth MacFarlane
    Seth MacFarlane
    • Peter Griffinas Peter Griffin
    • (voice)
    • …
    Alex Borstein
    Alex Borstein
    • Lois Griffinas Lois Griffin
    • (voice)
    • …
    Seth Green
    Seth Green
    • Chris Griffinas Chris Griffin
    • (voice)
    Mila Kunis
    Mila Kunis
    • Meg Griffinas Meg Griffin
    • (voice)
    Lori Alan
    Lori Alan
    • Diane Simmonsas Diane Simmons
    • (voice)
    Edward Asner
    Edward Asner
    • Steve Bellowsas Steve Bellows
    • (voice)
    • (as Ed Asner)
    John G. Brennan
    John G. Brennan
    • Horaceas Horace
    • (voice)
    • (as Johnny Brennan)
    Tara Strong
    Tara Strong
    • Eliza Pinchleyas Eliza Pinchley
    • (voice)
    • (as Tara Charendoff)
    • …
    Mike Henry
    Mike Henry
    • Cleveland Brownas Cleveland Brown
    • (voice)
    Hugh Laurie
    Hugh Laurie
    • Bar Patronas Bar Patron
    • (voice)
    Alan Shearman
    Alan Shearman
      Danny Smith
      • British Guy #1as British Guy #1
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      • …
      Jennifer Tilly
      Jennifer Tilly
      • Bonnie Swansonas Bonnie Swanson
      • (voice)
      Patrick Warburton
      Patrick Warburton
      • Joe Swansonas Joe Swanson
      • (voice)
      Michelle Horn
      Michelle Horn
      • Eliza Pinchleyas Eliza Pinchley
      • (singing voice)
      • (uncredited)
      • Directors
        • Dan Povenmire
        • Pete Michels(supervising director)
        • Peter Shin(supervising director)
      • Writers
        • Seth MacFarlane
        • David Zuckerman
        • Jim Bernstein
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      Storyline

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      Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, who converts the bar into an old English pub. Upset about the loss of their traditional watering hole, Peter and the guys start an unsuccessful revolution to drive him out. Meanwhile, Stewie meets the new owner's toddler daughter, and begins an intensive training course on her to turn her into a proper English lady. —Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>
      comma in episode titleactor voicing himselfactor voices multiple charactersmeg griffin characterglenn quagmire character17 more
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      Did you know

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      • Trivia
        In the Tron sequence, the patterns on the walls of the light-cycle arena read "If you can read this your TV is upside down" - upside down.
      • Goofs
        There is no way the bar was sold and remodeled in less than a day.
      • Quotes

        Eliza Pinchley: Your breath smells like kitty litter!

        Stewie Griffin: I was curious!

      • Alternate versions
        In the Spanish Castilian dubbing, Peter talks in dreams about Leslie Nielsen instead of Richard Jeni. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) is also mentioned.
      • Connections
        Features Cops (1989)
      • Soundtracks
        Every Breath You Take
        (uncredited)

        Written by Sting

      User reviews1

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      3/10
      bad stereo-type American dribble of British
      i love family guy but i always get annoyed with this episode as the portrait of British people is probably the furthest thing from what we are like in real life, i get it is a cartoon and fictional but most Americans must think all of us talk with a posh accent i.e. sound like hugh grant, in fact only very small amount of people in UK talk like this and most other British people hate the posh sounding accent, also British pubs are nothing like this in fact most British pubs are more like the clam was originally.

      the vast majority of the British population are working class people more like the griffin family, its not just this episode of family guy though allot of American shows don't represent very good British portrayals but never mind. Some funny moments in the episode just bad stereo-typical characters.
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      • neil3styleuk
      • Jan 14, 2014

      Details

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      • Release date
        • August 1, 2001 (United States)
      • Language
        • English
      • Production companies
        • Fuzzy Door Productions
        • 20th Century Fox Television
        • Fox Television Animation
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      • Runtime
        • 23min
      • Color
        • Color
      • Sound mix
        • Dolby
      • Aspect ratio
        • 1.33 : 1

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