Peter Griffin : While I'm at it give me all these copies of "Marie Claire." Ya know in case I wanna rub out that easy one before I get Lois into bed tonight.
Mort Goldman : Kathleen Turner's on page 45.
Peter Griffin : Kathleen Turner... ehh? Let's see how she looks.
[glances at the magazine]
Peter Griffin : Aww, that's a shame.
Peter Griffin : Hey, Mort, let me get a package of condoms. Oh, and I guess I'll need some Excedrin too because Lois has a headache "this big". Hah-hah! Did you see? It's like from the commercial, only I pointed at my junk.
Mort Goldman : All right, Peter. That'll be $7.22.
Peter Griffin : Oh, jeez, Mort, I didn't bring any money.
Mort Goldman : Well, I suppose I could just open up a tab...
Peter Griffin : What, you mean I wouldn't have to pay you?
Mort Goldman : Well, not right away...
Peter Griffin : In that case let me get this stack of Marie Claires, you know, in case I want to rub out the easy one before we start...