Pat McDougal: You know I love you with all my heart Hank, but I think if I didn't have my cigarettes... I'd have to fight you!
Peter MacDougall: You know, even though I'm not married, I do secret things to.
Amy MacDougall Barone: We know Petey, eat your chips.
Peter MacDougall: Sometimes I sneak up behind Miss Puss and bark like a dog.