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"Everybody Hates Chris" Everybody Hates Christmas (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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Chris Rock: Can we bring a box of canned goods?

Mrs. Morello: Oh, you don't have to do that, you need those things yourself!

Chris Rock: What are you talking about? My family's doing fine.

Mrs. Morello: [Sympathetic] I know. I know.

Narrator: She made it seem like We were having a bowl of steam for dinner that night!

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Rochelle Rock: So, you do understand.

Tanya Rock: Yeah, it's okay to lie.

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[Chris won't be getting any presents for chirstmas because he's parents need the money for a new boiler]

Rochelle Rock: Oh baby, you'll be able to use up all hot water you want.

Narrator: [Narrating] So all I'm getting is a clean ass.

Julius Rock: Steaming hot.

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Narrator: [Narrating] My mother would give away all the food we had, if she thought it would prove we didn't need it.

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Tanya Rock: [about her new doll] I wanted a Cabbage Patch doll with long hair!

Rochelle Rock: How about you have no doll with no hair?

Tanya Rock: Thanks.

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Narrator: [Narrating] My mom had amazing hearing. You couldn't do anything in that house without her hearing.

NarratorRochelle Rock: [Cut to Chris dropping a bag of cotton balls on the floor in the living room, whilst his mom is in a diffrent room on the other side of the house]

Rochelle Rock: Chris! Quit throwing cotton balls all over the place!

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Narrator: [Narrating] If you had a Walkman, you could even listen to bad music, and no one would know... unless you were dumb enough to sing along.

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Tanya Rock: I know there's no such thing as Santa Clause.

Narrator: When my mother heard Tonya say those words, it was like she wasn't her baby anymore.

Tonya - Age 30: [Rochelle imagines Tanya aggressively confronting her years later as a young adult] So, what else did you lie to me about? Are you really gonna kick me out if I get pregnant? Is it true you ain't takin' care of no baby? Can I really not bring a white boy home? Does the Foreman Grill really knock out the fat? Can I really get a loan with no money down? Are you my real mother? Momma, I want ANSWERS!

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