Dr. Robert Romano: Do me a favor. Write "not this one, idiot" on my right arm. Oh, like it doesn't happen!
Dr. John Carter: Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Isn't the fire outside, boys?
Fireman #1: It's out.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Really? Then shouldn't you be rolling up your hoses and heading back to the station? Feeding that little spotted dog? Polishing your poles?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Are you cranky or flirting?