Mr. Butler: I've got lawyers, lady.
Nurse Sam Taggart: Yeah? Well, I've got Jerry, so unless you want to be carried out of here like a dirty diaper, I suggest you sit down.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: They want us to express our feelings about what happened today.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Well, today sucked. Good night.
Dr. Victor Clemente: This department needs a lot of work.
Dr. Eve Peyton: Yeah, it needs a kick in the ass.
Dr. Ray Barnett: Hey, can I come by the house tonight, pick up my amp?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Whatever, I really don't feel like sticking around for this dumb thing. I'll ditch if you do. I've got dinner reservations at Gibson's if you want a drink for five.
Dr. Ray Barnett: Wow, I like the way you think, Roomie. Your treat, right?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: As long as you stop calling me that.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: How much trouble do you think we'll get in for not showing up?
Dr. Ray Barnett: Well, I'm not working until Saturday, so hopefully things will blown over by then.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Are you kidding me? I'm working tomorrow. That's great, Ray, now I'll get punished for the both of us.
Frank Martin: Well, if it isn't the "Hatchet Lady." Axe anybody else today?
Nurse Sam Taggart: Stick a sock in it, Frank.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Clemente is implementing some changes. New equipment. They gonna make him head of the ER? That's what they're saying.
Dr. Luka Kovac: The guy who got you and Neela suspended for working on a monkey?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: It was a chimp.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Well, if he wants the chief position, he can have it. Maybe he can open up a petting zoo in the doctor's lounge.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Is that your patient?
Dr. Victor Clemente: What, that I can do with my eyes closed?
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's probably best if you didn't.