- Det. Ray Vecchio: [after having a door shut in his face] Well, it seems the wolf has made a less than favourable impression on your neighbours.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well, I can't see why. I mean, he's really quite personable once you get to know him.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Really? Let's review.
- [pulls out his notebook]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: One: Runs with pack of motley stray dogs.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Well, Ray, they're not dangerous. They just haven't had a bath.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Two: Knocked over fifty-seven garbage cans while leading the aforesaid pack.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Thirty-seven, and he helped clean them up afterwards. Furthermore, he is not their leader.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Three: Suspected of killing and eating missing neighbourhood pets.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ray, really, that's another misconception. Wolves only kill when they're ravenous, and their preferred prey is large, hooved animals. I don't see how Mrs. Pumputis's Pekingese could bear passing resemblance to a caribou... even if it was wearing shoes.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: So the wolf took a piece out of the animal control guy. He's a city bureaucrat - I mean, c'mon, wouldn't you do the same if you had the opportunity?
- Willie: Oh, great!
- Constable Benton Fraser: Uh, Ray...
- Judge Sherman: *Ray* Vecchio?
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Uh, yes, Your Honour?
- Judge Sherman: [beckons Ray to the bench] You're the cop that got Justice Powell committed to County Psychiatric.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Hey, look, just because a judge gets carried out of court on a stretcher screaming a particular detective's name ...
- Judge Sherman: No, no, I'm very honoured, really! See, I've always been curious to know, just how many members of his immediate family did you actually indict?
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Well, four, including the toddler, but that was an unfortunate error ...
- Constable Benton Fraser: Uh, Your Honour, about my wolf?
- [last lines]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Well, I suppose it's kind of a nice typical thing, you blowing up the Riv and me saving your wolf. On the other hand, my Riv can't be replaced, but your wolf just had triplets.
- Constable Benton Fraser: What do you mean, can't be replaced?
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Fraser, '71 Rivieras are extremely rare. I travelled all the way to Buffalo to find that car. They're impossible to find!
- Constable Benton Fraser: [glancing away toward the street] Huh.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: 'Huh' what?
- [Fraser points at a passing '71 Riviera with a 'For Sale' sign in the window]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Oh, my God!
- [runs shouting after the car]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Hey! Hey, stop! Police! Hey, wait! Stop, police! 555-6666, 555-6666, 555-6666! HEY! Hey, wait up!
- Det. Ray Vecchio: [on the phone] Vecchio! V-E-C-C... What do you mean, he doesn't remember me? How can he not remember me? Alzheimer's. Well, all right, fair enough.
- [hangs up]
- Constable Benton Fraser: You know, you don't have to do this, Ray.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: C'mon, Fraser, even I know that animal's your best friend.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Yes, but he is an animal.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Oh, and the Riviera is just a car?