[pointing a gun at Duckman
I'm not in the health business, Mr. Duckman, I'm in the health CARE business. The more beds I fill, the more profits I make. But it does me no good to fill them with sniffles and sprained ankles and other low-rent maladies. That's why we invented the $12 aspirin, the $8 cotton ball: To increase profit margin on lesser diseases.
They never just kill you. There's always a lecture. Oy.
You come in with, say, a bad back, you'll get X-rays, M.R.I.s, bone scans,...
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