The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

How to Spank a Star (1964)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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• Paula Marshall : [seductively]  Rob, I wasn't joking when I said I'd like you to produce for me.

  Rob Petrie : T'oh, well...

  Paula Marshall : You'd like to, wouldn't you?

  Rob Petrie : Well, it isn't that, Miss Marshall.

  Paula Marshall : "Miss Marshall" - why so formal?

  Sally Rogers : [aside to Buddy]  Oh, boy. Watch the Marshall Plan go into action.

• Rob Petrie : She wants to talk about changing her whole dressing room.

  Laura Petrie : And you're going to discuss it at 6:15 A.M.?

  Rob Petrie : No, no, not A.M.

  Laura Petrie : What was 615?

  Rob Petrie : That's her apartment number.

• Rob Petrie : Boy, this is really a very funny script and a great guest star, Paula Marshall.

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, we're in great shape this week.

  Rob Petrie : She's in great shape every week.