- [Larry accidentally eats decorative manger scene cookies]
- Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
- Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
- Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?
- Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.
- Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
- Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.
- Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?
- Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.
- Larry David: I think I tipped that guy twice.
- Jeff Greene: What? Why wouldn't he tell you?
- Larry David: Because he got twice the money.
- [sarcastically]
- Larry David: Why?