The Critic (TV Series)
Sherman of Arabia (1995)
Maurice LaMarche: Various Characters
Quotes
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[a captive in Iraq, Jay is being forced to recite propaganda on Iraqi TV]
Captain Raheem : You will speak the blasphemous and self-denigrating dialogue that has been written for you!
Jay Sherman : Like I'm not used to that.
Captain Raheem : [handing him a paper] Read this!
Jay Sherman : There's going to be a really bitching kegger tonight at Captain Raheem's tent!
Captain Raheem : That's mine. Read this!
Jay Sherman : Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.
Captain Raheem : Give me that!
Jay Sherman : Single Arabic captain wishes to meet non-Kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G, and walks on the beach. Whoo-hoo! Kenny G.
[Captain Raheem grabs Jay by the throat, shouting in Arabic]
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Eleanor Sherman : What's going to happen to our darling little boy?
Franklin Sherman : Don't worry, my darling. I have friends in high places who'll take care of everything.
[Franklin is in the Oval Office and is greeted by President Bush]
President Bush : Franklin, great to see you. Been years.
Franklin Sherman : Mr. President, my son is being held hostage in Iraq, and I need you to save him. Now, I've given money to the Republicans for years and never asked for anything in return.
President Bush : You asked to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Franklin Sherman : I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies. The balloon doggies demanded it!