Jack's preparation for the school ball is simple: choose a date. Sam helps Angela to prepare the hall, but takes her request for opinions seriously. Nick and Jimmy counsel give in to whatever she wants, but Sam wants the truth and a confetti blaster rather then a chocolate fountain. Chris is delighted to be asked to the ball, until Jack points out she's the dance captain while he can't dance. Jack coaches him on "dance-avoidance" techniques, and if that fails - elementary dance. Kyle and T.J. are determined too prove on YouTube they're exceptionally stupid idiots, in ways infuriating Nick.