- Ed Brown: Uh, oh! The Loonies are back!
- Althea Nelson: We are NOT the Loonies! The Loonies moved to Virginia!
- Althea Nelson: It's my sister's birthday, and I want to surprise her.
- Ed Brown: You want to surprise her? Don't invite her to the party!
- Althea Nelson: We buried her on the side of the hill, with her dog.
- Chico Rodriguez: Let's see you top THAT one, Prince Charming!