Diane's rich, snooty, eccentric "Mummy" comes waltzing into town with some unusual news for her daughter: Diane needs to get married by tomorrow or else Mummy will lose her share of her deceased husband's estate, a clause written into his will. Diane wants to help Mummy out, especially after Mummy's plea to Diane: "I'll never be broke. I'll either be rich or dead, the choice is yours." The problem is compounded by the fact that Diane has no steady that she can call even to go along with a marriage-in-name-only plan. Sam is suggested and he initially declines because he says that marriage changes people and their relationship regardless of if it's in name only. However, he ultimately agrees, with the ceremony to take place at the bar. Will the marriage vows change the nature of Sam and Diane's relationship? The problem that arises from the outcome of the wedding ceremony has a solution coming from an unexpected source, Mummy's long time chauffeur, Boggs.
Did You Know?
Per the title, for good luck the bride must wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. See more
In episode 1.05, Diane implies her father is still alive but it is confirmed he has been deceased for ten years. See more
[about to marry Sam
I hate your guts, and I always will.
Well, that goes double for me.
I understand they wrote their own vows.
Written by Jay Livingston
and Ray Evans
Performed by Paul Willson See more