Carla Tortelli-LeBec: I came because I feel bad things got so ugly between us the last time I was here.
Mama Lozupone: So you've come to say you're sorry.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Well, I'm sorry we fought.
Mama Lozupone: Then you're sorry, I accept your apology.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Good. I accept your apology.
Mama Lozupone: I didn't say I was sorry.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Well, then I'm not sorry either.
Mama Lozupone: Too late. I already accepted your apology.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Damn.
Mama Lozupone: So here, now that we've made peace, I want you to have the ring that my mother gave to me, and her mother gave to her.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Oh, Mama. The ring!
[Mama hands over an envelope to Carla]
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: What's this?
Mama Lozupone: I hawked it.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Mama. I'm not rejecting you. I just don't want to name one of my sons Benito Mussolini.
Mama Lozupone: [incredulous] Why not?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Because, back a few years, there was another Benito Mussolini. Remember him?
Mama Lozupone: I don't see why one fascist dictator should ruin it for the entire family.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Mama, you are the only one who even cares about that stupid name. Everyone else agrees with me, right?
Zia: Oh, you're an ungrateful child.
Sal: You make me sick.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: All of the kids were there, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask them if anyone would fulfil their Grandmother's dying wish and change their name to Benito Mussolini.
Sam Malone: Any takers?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: No, but I got two Madonnas and an MC Hammer.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [about changing his name to Benito Mussolini] Look, Gino, do you even have any idea who Mussolini was?
Gino Tortelli: Well no, I didn't before but then Anthony told me all about him. Ma, this guy ran this whole country. And do you know what they called him? They called him Il Duce. Huh? The Duche! Hey yeah, that's right, it's me, Duche Tortelli.
John Allen Hill: I'd like to buy a round of drinks for everyone here.
[Cheers customers cheer and clap their hands]
John Allen Hill: Here you are, Sam. I think this should cover it.
[pulls stacks of free drink coupons out of his pockets]
John Allen Hill: Oh, and I'd like one of your special martinis I've heard so much about.
[looks in his pocket]
John Allen Hill: I'm out of coupons. Well, then, never mind.