CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Last Laugh (2003)

Paul Guilfoyle: Captain Jim Brass

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Quotes 

• Captain Jim Brass : Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage, literally?

  Catherine Willows : Ba-dum-bum.

  Captain Jim Brass : I'll be here all week.

• Gil Grissom : Excuse me. Can you please turn down the house lights and turn on the stage lights?

  [stage light comes onto Grissom] 

  Gil Grissom : I want to see what he saw right before he died.

  Catherine Willows : What do you see?

  Gil Grissom : Nothing.

  Catherine Willows : What are you looking for?

  [beat] 

  Gil Grissom : A punchline?

  Captain Jim Brass : Ba-dum-bum.