Blackadder : It is said, Percy, that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so that by learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy : [delighted] Yes, I'd heard that.
Blackadder : Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
Lord Percy : Now, Edmund. If you're not careful, all the children will dance around your window singing Sourpuss and Grumpyface and you don't want that, now do you?