- Donna Martin: You're gonna do what?
- Brenda Walsh: I'm gonna show him around Paris, that's all.
- Maggie: Masquerading as a native Parisian? You?
- Brenda Walsh: Yes, me. I had him completely fooled for over an hour today. I was great, if I do say so myself.
- Donna Martin: Bren, one or two hours is one thing, but all day? How are you ever going to pull that off?
- Brenda Walsh: I just talk like zees, and he sinks that I'm from Paree!
- Maggie: Yeah? Why don't you offer to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge? Or better yet, Le Pont Neuf? Maybe you can make a few bucks while you're at it.
- Donna Martin: Why don't you just tell him the truth?
- Brenda Walsh: Because it's fun. And, I've gone too far to go back now. Besides, he might get pretty mad at me.
- Donna Martin: So? What if he does?
- Brenda Walsh: Donna, he's a really nice guy. I mean, he's easygoing. He's fun. And, he's gonna be a writer.
- Maggie: [lights a cigarette and blows smoke while talking] And you're just helping him gather material, right?
- Donna Martin: Must you do that in here, Maggie?
- [Brenda pulls out a cigarette of her own and lights it as well]
- Donna Martin: Brenda!
- Brenda Walsh: Donna, when in Rome... or when in Paris.
- Donna Martin: Can we get out of here and get something to eat before I completely lose my appetite?
- Brooke Alexander: What did he say?
- Andrea Zuckerman: Bathroom.
- Brandon Walsh: [Brooke and Brandon] Give the kid a break, he is deaf not incompetent!