Jed Clampett: [trying to revive the Green Knight] Maybe some water'll bring him around.
Daisy Moses: Yeah.
[opens his canteen and sniffs it]
Daisy Moses: Jed, if this is water, we gotta find the crick it come from.
[takes a swig]
Daisy Moses: That's what you call water!
Jed Clampett: You sure?
Daisy Moses: Distilled water!
[takes another swig]
Jed Clampett: Granny, it's for him.