Squadron Leader Hogg: Can I help you old boy?
John Steed: [disguised as Squadron Leader, complete with outlandish R.A.F. moustache] Actually, I wanted a word or 5 with Group Captain Miles.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Out, I'm afraid.
John Steed: Oh bad show,
[holds out his hand]
John Steed: Squadron Leader Blue.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Squad Leader Hogg, anything I can do?
[they shake hands]
John Steed: Actually, I wanted a word or 2 about the old Groupee, official magazine you know, I'm acting as P.R.O.
Squadron Leader Hogg: From the H.Q.?
John Steed: B.H.Q.
Squadron Leader Hogg: On T.T.R?
John Steed: J.J.V. succounted from R.H.B.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Oh really, how's the G.C.M.?
John Steed: A-1.
Squadron Leader Hogg: M-Y?
John Steed: 50 P.P.R.
John Steed: [chuckles] Downgraded to 007, eh?
John Steed: Upgraded to B.B.5.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Oh, got his G.G.Q. then? How's the C.O.?
John Steed: [stops smiling] O.K.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Oh.
Squadron Leader Hogg: Bang on.
Group Captain 'George' Miles: I say, do you mean that? Why, You really won't mind if I don't try to seduce you?
Emma Peel: Don't give it a second thought.
Group Captain 'George' Miles: Oh, I'd love a cup of tea. It's this terrible reputation of mine, you see, I don't know how it started, but now I'm stuck with it, the full Casanova bit. It sometimes can be very tiring.
Emma Peel: Hmm, must be.
Benson: You know, you make an excellent butler, but a very poor forger.
Benson: [Steed flinches] These references here: The Duke of Duffep, the Earl of Isley, the Honorable Flaghorn... You see, I've checked. The're all the names of pubs.
Hubert Hemming: How did this gentleman get in here unanounced?
Benson: I'm sorry, sir, but I was taking a suit-sponging class and I...
Hubert Hemming: No excuses, Benson!
John Steed: [as Mayor White] Brigadier Ponsonby Goddard, sir?
Major General Goddard: Brigadier? What do you think this is, fruit salad? Mayor General Ponsonby Goddard!
John Steed: [salutes] Sorry, sir.
Major General Goddard: It's my son you want, young Percy.