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"Arrested Development" Spring Breakout (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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Tobias Fünke: [playing George Sr. on the TV show Scandalmakers] Perhaps an attic shall I seek...

Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.

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Michael: Gob, I'm going to need you to sneak Mom out of rehab.

Gob: Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Mom.

Buster: She's better than the whores you date.

Gob: Don't call my escorts whores.

Buster: Mom's still got it!

Gob: I don't date whores!

Lindsay: Stop it, both of you! This objectification of women has got to stop!

Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

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Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that's not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.

Tobias Fünke: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!

Buster: He just wants to see boys' Linuses.

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George Michael Bluth: [to Maebe] Maeby, don't you get it? They're not even eating these. They just like saying "bananas" and "nuts," and I won't... I won't tell you why. That's your father's job.

Tobias Fünke: [elsewhere, filming the "Men With Low Self Esteem" video] Come on. Let's see some bananas and nuts. Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off.

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Narrator: As it turns out, she HAD gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.

Lucille: No. I'll call for a car.

Narrator: [the car is crashed into the wall of the parking garage] Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.

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Gob: [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille]

Michael: Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing?

Gob: What if she's mad?

Lindsay: Good point.

Tobias Fünke: Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something...

Michael: Guys, what could she do to us?... do we have anything single malt?

Narrator: [thirty minutes later] And although the intervention didn't work...

Michael: We think you have a prollen.

Gob: You're a mesh.

Narrator: ...it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

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George Bluth Sr.: You never promise crazy a baby.

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Narrator: It was the first taste of alcohol that Buster had since nursing.

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Michael: Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with mom.

Gob: I believe I told you I was going to be off for the holidays. It's Spring Break.

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Lindsay: This pig Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off. It's an outrage.

Gob: Well, of course you feel that way. You're jealous. You're a surfboard.

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