Woman : Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!
Spike : Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Woman : What?
Spike : I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Woman : I was just trying to get home!
Spike : Well, get a cab, you moron! And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!
Spike : Stupid cow.