John Cage: The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.
Liza Bump: John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.
John Cage: Bigamy is a little more serious.
Liza Bump: [coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?
John Cage: [flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?
Liza Bump: Oh, yeah. Force of habit.
Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump. I'll ask you to proceed without the nonsense.
John Cage: [reading notes] OK, uh... Mmm, no, I'm sorry. All I had left was nonsense.
John Cage: [sits back down]
A.D.A. Tisbury: How many more men do you plan to marry, Mrs. - is it Carrens or Lewiston?
Nicole Naples: It's Naples. It... sounds like you disapprove.
A.D.A. Tisbury: Well, bigamy is not my choice for a lifestyle.
Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a choice?
A.D.A. Tisbury: No, I don't.
Nicole Naples: So it's not a choice?
A.D.A. Tisbury: I'm asking the questions here.
Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a question?
A.D.A. Tisbury: No. It's not even a question.
Nicole Naples: Then what do you have to ask me?
A.D.A. Tisbury: Your Honor...
Judge Seymour Walsh: Ms. Naples?
Liza Bump: [squeezing John Cage's face] Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.
John Cage: All right.
Liza Bump: Yes, you are!