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"Ally McBeal" Tom Dooley (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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John Cage: The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.

Liza Bump: John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.

John Cage: Bigamy is a little more serious.

Liza Bump: [coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?

John Cage: [flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?

Liza Bump: Oh, yeah. Force of habit.

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Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump. I'll ask you to proceed without the nonsense.

John Cage: [reading notes] OK, uh... Mmm, no, I'm sorry. All I had left was nonsense.

John Cage: [sits back down]

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A.D.A. Tisbury: How many more men do you plan to marry, Mrs. - is it Carrens or Lewiston?

Nicole Naples: It's Naples. It... sounds like you disapprove.

A.D.A. Tisbury: Well, bigamy is not my choice for a lifestyle.

Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a choice?

A.D.A. Tisbury: No, I don't.

Nicole Naples: So it's not a choice?

A.D.A. Tisbury: I'm asking the questions here.

Nicole Naples: So you agree it's a question?

A.D.A. Tisbury: No. It's not even a question.

Nicole Naples: Then what do you have to ask me?

A.D.A. Tisbury: Your Honor...

Judge Seymour Walsh: Ms. Naples?

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Liza Bump: [squeezing John Cage's face] Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.

John Cage: All right.

Liza Bump: Yes, you are!

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Judge Seymour Walsh: Mr. Cage, one more outburst, I will tape your mouth SHUT. Do not think I'm kidding. Now sit.

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