Sandra Bullock bursts into Peter Dragon's office having discovered that he is selling a sex tape secretly filmed while they were dating on his website. Adam Rafkin is in hospital suffering from a serious case of exhaustion and Peter's star Cole Riccardi visits him in the middle of the night to tell him he wants to come out of the closet.
The TV Archaeologist
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[kicking Peter as he crawls onto his couch
You wanna explain this tape?
What tape, what are you talking about?
Eh, 'Sandra Buttocks in While you were sleeping... on my face'
[angrilly puts tape in VHS player
Wait, you think I had something to do with that?
My dad bought it yesterday on your website.