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"The A-Team" Bounty (TV Episode 1985) Poster

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(1985)

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Tanen: What are you, crazy?

H.M. Murdock: Of course I'm crazy, you got me out of a psychiatric ward of a V.A. hospital, stupid!

Royko: Hey! You know what I do to guys who won't shut up? I take me some piano wire and sew their lips together.

H.M. Murdock: That would hurt.

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B.A. Baracus: Poor old Murdock. Out there all alone. Being chased by them bounty hunters. If they do anything to him...

Face: B.A., I've never heard you sound so concerned about Murdock.

B.A. Baracus: I'm not concerned! It's just that the crazy fool can't help himself.

Face: Gee, I think we're seeing a whole other side of Mr. Baracus here.

B.A. Baracus: You ain't seeing nothing! Now let's get Murdock.

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Murdock: [on the phone with the bounty hunters who are holding Kelly hostage] If you harm one hair on that girl's head, I will not sleep, I will not eat, I will hunt you down, and I will feed your head to the flies.

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Murdock: You have to have a boyfriend, you're a pretty girl.

Dr. Kelly Stevens: [blushing] Well, I have never been called pretty.

[Murdock takes her to a mirror and holds it boldly in front of her]

Murdock: Pretty girl!

Dr. Kelly Stevens: [Kelly sees in Murdock's eyes that he has genuine feelings for her, and her voice shows she is genuinely moved] Y... you're crazy, you know that?

Murdock: I know it, but do you?

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Kelly Stevens: You're crazy!

H.M. Murdock: I know it. How'd you know it?

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H.M. Murdock: Now let me ask you a question: if you had a feeling that there was somebody in the back of your van, why, why didn't you tell those guys, why didn't you turn me in?

Kelly Stevens: [indicating her dog] Homer. He didn't chew your head off. I always found animals to be a pretty good judge of character.

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H.M. Murdock: [fiddling with a radio] I can't believe this music. What happened to, to, Van Halen, Boy George, Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Kelly Stevens: Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

H.M. Murdock: You'll love it, it has a great beat to it.

Kelly Stevens: I gotta be honest to you, I've never really liked that kind of music.

H.M. Murdock: What about The Rolling Stones?

Kelly Stevens: Oh, oh, well, I know them, in fact there's a song they did I really like, 'Norwegian Wood'.

H.M. Murdock: That was The Beatles.

Kelly Stevens: [laughs] Oh, well I always get them confused.

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Sheriff Bellows: I'll tell you something, Colonel. A church mouse couldn't get across my backyard without us knowing about it.

Col. Decker: Never underestimate the A-Team.

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Faceman: B.A., I've never heard you sound so concerned about Murdock.

B.A.: I'm not concerned! It's just that the crazy fool can't help himself.

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Faceman: Oh, yeah, gee, well, I can't tell you what this means to me. I mean, here I am actually talking to The Cowboy himself. I mean, Billy Bob, Billy Bob! Can't wait to tell the little old lady, I'll now bet she'll never believe me...

Cowboy Billy Bob: Okay, you saw the Cowboy. Now, why don't you two just make like a gun and shoot outta here, huh?

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Faceman: [putting on a Wolfman Jack voice] This is The Faceman sitting in for The Cowboy, yessiree, the Facial Phantom of the airwaves!

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Hannibal: They never learn. You gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away.

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Murdock: [to the bounty hunters] Would you mind telling me why you blew a hole in my door?

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Orderly: Murdock, there's a visitor here for you.

Murdock: Oh, if it's a bill collector, just tell them... just tell them that I ran out of stamps a couple months ago, they'll understand.

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Kelly Stevens: [visiting Murdock at the V.A] Why are you here?

Murdock: That's a long story.

Kelly Stevens: Can we discuss the long story over a pizza?

Murdock: Does it have pepperoni and mushrooms on it?

Kelly Stevens: Well, there's pepperoni but we'll have to make do without the mushrooms.

Murdock: [opens the box lid] You took a bite out of it already!

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Hannibal: [getting static on the van's mobile phone] Hey, Murdock can't call us on this now. One of Decker's shots must've taken out the aerial! We'll have to go with our contingency plan.

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