Kerry Hennessy: Bridge? Grandma and Gramps are here.
Bridget Hennessy: Is Dad with them?
Kerry Hennessy: No.
Bridget Hennessy: Well, then I really don't give a damn.
Bridget: Oh please, the only reason you're popular is because I went out with Kyle, which made him popular, then I dumped him and you got him on the rebound which made you popular, then I had a deep relationship with Donny Doyle. Probably the most meaningful two weeks of my entire life. Totally taking me out the loop creating a popularity vacuum and voila!
Kerry: What's that supposed to mean?
Bridget: I'm not sure; it's French, but magicians do it too.