- Dr. Dick Solomon: Hey, Tommy. How was school?
- Tommy Solomon: Terrible. I got called into the principal's office because of my grades.
- Harry Solomon: What'd he do to you?
- Tommy Solomon: He made me valedictorian! Apparently, I have the best grades in school. Damn it!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: But, you barely ever go to class.
- Tommy Solomon: I know. That's how stupid everyone else is. Damn it!