- [Mary has just tasted food Dick's rival Dr. Neesam made]
- Dr. Mary Albright: This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Once again I come second.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Dr. Neesam, I find you to be pompous, judgmental and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?
- Tommy Solomon: Dick... Sally and Harry won't buy me a beer.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Harry, Sally, don't be so cheap!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Good morning, all.
- All: Good morning.
- Harry Solomon: Hey, you're wearing your lucky tie.
- Tommy Solomon: What's the occasion?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, no occasion, really. This hot-shot visiting professor, Dr Neesam, arrives today. The Dean asked me to show him around, so I want to look my best, just to let him know that he's on my turf.
- Sally Solomon: Why don't you drop your pants and spray all the corners?
- Tommy Solomon: That's what cats do.
- Sally Solomon: They do?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I'll think about it.