He's Such a Girl (2009)
Taylor: What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.
Whitney: Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?
Whitney: Little early to be drinking, isn't it?
Aldo: It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.
Whitney: Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.
Aldo: And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?
Whitney: I already saved us ten bucks.
Aldo: You are gonna make a great wife someday.
Whitney: Is that a proposal, big guy?
Taylor: Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.
Taylor: Just tell Whit I want to be left alone. I need a little Taylor time.
Aldo: How about a goodbye rub?
Aldo: I will never be irrelevant in our life. I could call your parents right now and rock their holy world.
Whitney: Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.
Aldo: Then knit me a sweater, homo.
Taylor's Father: Let's go upstairs and wash the sins of the city from your skin.
Linda: I told the girls at lunch today that we had one drink and the night ended. If I hear alternate stories floating around, you'll be fired.
Taylor: How are the tampons, Whit?
Whitney: Why? You need one?
Taylor: Do your shoes match your bag?
Whitney: No, no, I'm, uh, done chasing shadows; I'm here to lose my marbles.