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Two Front Teeth (2006)

It's the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past, is investigating a Yule Tide conspiracy. Gabe knows that Flight 1225 was brought ... See full summary »

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... Gabe Snow
Megan Pearson ... Noel Snow
Michael Brecher ... Ed (Chief Editor)
Joseph L. Johnson ... Pete
Eric Messner ... Mall Santa
Lisa Oberg ... Frost (as Lisa N. Oberg)
Monalisa Arias ... Evil Elf
Annika Backstrom ... Evil Elf
Tara Chiusano ... Evil Elf
... Evil Elf
Jessica Perkins II ... Evil Elf
Katie Lawson ... Evil Elf
Alexxus Young ... Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
Kelly Cardall ... Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
Jamie Wozny ... Silent Knight (Evil Nun)
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It's the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past, is investigating a Yule Tide conspiracy. Gabe knows that Flight 1225 was brought down one foggy Christmas Eve, by a flying creature with a "glowing nose". Now, a blood-sucking Vampire - Santa Claus - has put Gabe on his list and unleashed the demonic fury of the North Pole. An army of zombie elves, who have no interest in Toys or pointy hats or dentistry, are about to turn Gabe's white Christmas blood red. Will Gabe find the true meaning of Christmas? Can he stake a heart that's two sizes too small? What will he find under his tree? Written by Jamie Nash

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The Santa Claws
12 June 2009 | by See all my reviews

On the Elf Daze of Christmas... cinematic true love gave to us - Two! Front! Teeth! Four tanks of fake blood, Three lethal nuns, Two karate Santas, and a black comedy about Christmasphobia!

Two Front Teeth is not for everyone, it's a low-budget labor of love with no recognizable names in it - but if you like horror movies, horror-comedy, and if you have an appreciation of Christmas (and Christmas specials) and movies made for love, it's worth checking out.

It's about an intrepid but neurotic tabloid reporter with a childhood-ingrained phobia of Christmas (picture Phoebe Cates in Gremlins as portrayed by Christopher Reeve or Bruce Campbell) whose worst fears come true when evil monsters start showing up one picturesque December. Jamie Nash is a pun-tastic writer and they're all over this movie (the conspiracy theory-laced holiday paper is called "The X-Mas Files", deadly-but-silent holiday warriors bill themselves as the Silent Knights, and just check out the title itself... it's about a vampire Santa Claus). Investigative reporting takes him and his girlfriend deeper and deeper into danger.

On a pretty modest budget, this flick pulls off martial arts stunts, terrific latex make-up, nifty little props (the Gingerbread Man-shaped GPS transmitter was a favorite but the newspaper was probably tops), buckets of blood, and animated "classic Christmas cartoon from childhood"-style flashbacks. If you dig a movie with a lot of love from every department in each scene, and if you like a b-movie homage to horror-comedy now and then, you might like this one.


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