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Kinky Kong (2006)

In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his ... See full summary »

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John Bacchus

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John Bacchus (screenplay), Michael Raso (story)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Seymoure Ass (as John Fedele)
Sabrina Faire Sabrina Faire ... Fannie Sparrow
Darian Caine ... Charlina
A.J. Khan ... Brunhilda Patel (as AJ Khan)
Alexia Moore Alexia Moore ... Nude Dishwasher
Lora Renee Lora Renee ... Cute Sailor
Jennifer Stanczak Jennifer Stanczak ... Skipper
Jackie Stevens Jackie Stevens ... Dancing Girl
Duane Polcou Duane Polcou ... Jack Friskell
Dan Schwab Dan Schwab ... Kinky Kong
Jimmy Doyle Jimmy Doyle ... Native
Adolfo Candray Adolfo Candray ... Bum
Johnny Irons Johnny Irons ... Adult Film Star
Jillian Panzella Jillian Panzella ... Sailor
Molly Heartbreaker Molly Heartbreaker ... Tattooed Girl
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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The Eighth Wonder of the World... Likes to Watch!

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Rated R for sexual content and language | See all certifications »
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USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

5 September 2006 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Butler, New Jersey, USA See more »

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1.78 : 1
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Lame, silly spoof of "King Kong" with lots of insipid T & A.
20 November 2006 | by kenneth-r-close-1See all my reviews

"The horror. . .the horror." "Kinky Kong" ranks among the worst movies I've ever seen. With the time, money and resources spent on this piece of garbage the filmmakers could have actually made a decent movie. The only real "spoiler" someone could write about this movie is a review that would cause someone to see the film.

I realize that the filmmakers are trying to cash in on the "Scary Movie" - type spoofs while adding gratuitous nudity and sex. But comedy requires wit and timing, neither of which are part of part of this production. Even though a few of the actresses are hot, the sex scenes are pointless and boring. It isn't even a decent soft-core porn film. Yeah, it's only saving grace is that it's not as long as Peter Jackson's "King Kong."


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