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(2005 Video Game)

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[Crash comes back to Crunch without retrieving his Pinky Bear]

Crunch: Boy, if you go grabbin' the bull by the horns, and believe me, you're gonna get milked! Drink your milk. It's about time you learned that a pig in a poke is worth two in the bush, so get me Pinky Bear!

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[Crash comes back to N. Gin without the plutonium he needs]

N. Gin: Now I am just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

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[Crash comes back to Crunch without getting him the amount of coins he needs]

Crunch: Now you're just being crazy! You're like a monkey! A monkey that can't count! Don't pet stray dogs!

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[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick: Did my wife send you?

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N. Gin: Take that, Father! What? Did I say Father?

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[Crash comes back to N. Gin without his plutonium]

N. Gin: Crash! What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful, shiny plutonium! It will be mine! I swear! Or I'll fill your head with doom!

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[Cortex is reading Amy Gross's name on the credits]

Neo Cortex: And to my favorite niece, Amy Gross! Nothing gross about her!

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[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco: You had to hit me! Just HAD to do it!

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[Crash attacks Stew]

Stew: Dang! Did Chick's wife send you?

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[Willie is describing the location of the first Power Gem]

Willie: Heedily Hidily Ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go SPLAT! And then everyone thinks you're a shmoe! Hee-hee-hee!

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[Coco wins a race]

Coco: How now, brown cow?

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[Pasadena's car is destroyed]

Pasadena Possum: This game su-ucks!

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[Cortex's car is flying through the air]

Neo Cortex: If madmen were meant to fly, my cheeks would be filled with helium!

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[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco: Circle the wagons! We're under attack!

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[Crunch has destroyed an opponent's vehicle]

Crunch: I burninated that chump!

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[N. Gin's vehicle is destroyed]

N. Gin: I'm too pretty!

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[Coco's car is destroyed]

Coco: Good thing I'm insured!

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[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco: Ouch! All right! I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!

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[Crash attacks Crunch]

Crunch: Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast!

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[Coco's car is flying through the air]

Coco: I was a bird in another life!

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[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick: I blame video games!

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Neo Cortex: That wretched bandicoot foiled plan for this amusement enterprise as the ideal strategic cover!

N. Gin: Yes, my lord! Hahaha! Heeheeha!

Neo Cortex: Stop having fun!

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N. Gin: Oh, the delicious burning!

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N. Gin: The sweet pain!

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Neo Cortex: [his car explodes] Mommy!

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Coco: [Crash attacks her] I'm telling mom! If we had one.

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[Crash attacks Willie]

Willie: I'm only sending you four Christmas cards this year!

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[Crash attacks Willie]

Willie: I need a sick day.

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[Crash attacks Old Women]

Old Women: I'm all dead inside!

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[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick: Holy original recipe!

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[Crash attacks a Drone]

Park Drones: Hey! You broke my coccyx! That's my bum bone!

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[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man: Teenage rowdies are after my waffles!

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[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man: If I were ten years younger, I would tan your britches!

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[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man: Lousy Missourians!

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[Crash attacks Drone]

Park Drones: That's it! I'm calling the Henchmen Abuse Hotline!

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Neo Cortex: Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on around here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do some sneaking around but I can't, because my head is too big! I mean, look at me. I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! I need you to get me something black and slimming, because I don't want my butt to look too big!

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N. Gin: Crash, have you seen my sense of morality? Oh well.

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N. Gin: You should all wet yourselves now! Go on, get it over with.

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N. Gin: Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck.

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