Beerfest (2006) Poster

(2006)

Cloris Leachman: Great Gam Gam

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  • Barry Badrinath : I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat 'em, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... they held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. Damaged goods.

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.

    Barry Badrinath : It wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.

    Great Gam Gam : Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.

    [puts a comforting hand on Barry's shoulder] 

    Great Gam Gam : You will, too.

  • Great Gam Gam : I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

  • Great Gam Gam : [seeing Jan's black eye]  What happened to you?

    Jan Wolfhouse : Oh, I, uh, accidentally walked into a wall... the Berlin Wall...

  • Great Gam Gam : You two are the rightful heirs to the Von Wolfhausen Brewery. You should have the balls to take back what is yours!

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Wow! You even talk like a whore!

    Great Gam Gam : We are all whores in some ways.

  • Jan Wolfhouse : So what else do the Germans do?

    Great Gam Gam : They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram.

    Todd Wolfhouse : The - the what?

    Great Gam Gam : They drink ram's piss.

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Because of the pH balance?

    Great Gam Gam : No... because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything.

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein : She said "fuck."

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