Totally Awesome (2006 TV Movie)
Principal Picker: They kicked off their sunday shoes. soon, inevitably, their feet became loose.
Darnell: Have you ever broken a Puerto Rican's arm for sweatpants money?
Darnell: You have to call her honey or baby before you talk about her butt cheeks, that way she knows you nice!
Gabriel: In the meantime, lets all get some icecream. But you guys have to pay, alright, cause I'm a janitor.
Principal Picker: Gabriel, you can have our dance instructors job back.
Principal Picker: And it's ok to have sex with teenage girls.
Mr. Gunderson: Honey, we are so proud of you.
Mrs. Gunderson: I'm so glad you had sex with the janitor.
Darnell: You ever break up a fight in the projects while holding a baby?
Darnell: You need some new gear, with that shirt on we might get jumped by 8 Decepticons or somethin'